Monday, 2 May 2011

Newly wed honeymoon wait revealed

I've just worked out the truth behind William's return back to work on Tuesday after his nuptials. The Duke of Cambridge, heir to Receding, worked out that if he got married on Friday, asking Cameron to make it a special one off compassionate day for the nation, he'd get 4 straight days away from saving drowning sailors. This means he could save his three weeks annual leave to lay that new lino his new Missus has her eye on. That is when Kate, heir to the stainless steal throne she was conceived on during a meeting of the Mile High Club, finally decides which mansion to reside in. Still, good of his relations to model, at his wedding, the two floor coverings their are undecided on.


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