Showing posts with label Cameron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cameron. Show all posts

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Cameron's Onanistic Words

'Not my fault, Gov (sic)' seems to be Cameron's defence of the forced retirement of experienced policemen, saying it up to divisional commanders to decide how to balance their budgets.


But it seems Cameron's Big Society idea of people volunteering extends to the boys in blue with the sacked West Midland's policemen invited to take their old jobs back, under the title of Special Constables, on an expenses basis only. Perhaps we could do the same for the role of Prime Minister.


Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Freelance assassin loses job but remains happy


The Indiana Jones of the mercenary world, with Osama bin Laden as his Ark of the Covenant, is reportedly happy to have the professionals finish off the job he failed to complete last June. Gary Faulkner was detained in Pakistan before tracking down his famous foe. Well that is one public service job loss I can't blame on Cameron's egalitarian cuts programme.